Like the idea of Schrodinger's cat, where not checking your grades causes them to exist both as passing and failing simultaneously. Only through observing them do you condense the possibilities into the reality of one or the other. If you never check them you can't be depressed about failing
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Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.
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Schrodinger's Toilet refers to the uncertainty of whether a person you're talking to is on the toilet while you chat.
I was talking to Vitaly and I thought I heard a toilet flush, but without directly observing where he was I can't be certain if he was or wasn't in the bathroom, it was a complete Schrodinger's Toilet situation.
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The place where things that are lost go. You may think something is in the back seat of your car, but when it turns out it isn't, and you can never find it again, it's in schrodinger's trashcan. Lost sunglasses, watches, socks, anything. -source: reallifecomics.com, Aug. 18, 2005
Holy Crap - if that's true this is like some sort of cosmic scratch disk! Instead of keeping track of a lot of useless information, whatever powers that be just toss the excess in here. That explains why so much stuff gets lost, seemingly forever. If something is unobserved for long enough, it's assumed to be safe for removal. This is Schrodinger's Trashcan!
by Crow August 18, 2005
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When you're having sex with another man (it's not gay until you cum) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a blowjob, but you don't know whether it's a man or woman blowing you. Also applies to threesomes.
What about if you're blindfolded and you don't know if it's a man or a woman?
...Schrodinger's blowjob!!
...Schrodinger's blowjob!!
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A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.
Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.
by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014
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