The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

Something that is both Cringe and Based at the same time.

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)