Schrödinger's cock: a cock, a flask of whiskey, and a porno magazine are placed in a sealed box. If an externalal monitor detects alcohol, the flask is shattered, releasing the whiskey, which kills the boner. The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the cock is simultaneously erect and flacid. Yet, when one looks in the box, one sees the cock either erect or flacid not both erect and flacid. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.Schrödinger's cock is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.1 It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario presents a cock that may be simultaneously both erect and flacid,2345678 a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. The thought experiment is also often featured in theoretical discussions of the interpretations of quantum mechanics. Schrödinger coined the term Verschränkung (entanglement) in the course of developing the thought experiment.

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The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.

Schrodinger's Cock (n.): A prank to be pulled on your friend if they hire a hooker. Tell the aforementioned hooker ahead of time to tell your friend that she only does anal and wants to keep her clothes on, which will in turn give your friend paranoia that she may have a penis.