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a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.
A:The party last night was tight
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
by Straight Funky March 04, 2008
Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019