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A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.
John McCain owns a schpadoinkle number of houses.
by Schpadoinkle 1954 Fan August 24, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!
I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!
by Brandon December 14, 2004
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an adjective decribing any action when another word seems inappropriate, also used as a filler word to break a boring silence
1. R:So anyways.....
J:Schpadoinkle!
ALL: HA!
by poopstain November 22, 2003
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Noun.

A large forehead; a fivehead. See: Christina Ricci, Nicole Kidman, Mena Suvari.
Jay Leno:Chin::Christina Ricci:Schpadoinkle
Oh man, that lady's schpadoinkle makes Dumbo look small!
by Mary Blane March 23, 2006
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