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An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.
James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."
Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."
Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."
by Mr Pelon January 17, 2012
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. The inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the class.
by Carlos1174 May 26, 2010