the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.

A biyatch giving you head. free brain.

How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.

An actual gay or lesbian person that is so obviously gay/slightly stereotypically gay that they should get a scholarship for it. Typically in their 20's.

Four years in the state pen

A very common condition in academia, especially with students between 25 and 35 years old. One of the most recurrent symptoms is the giving of unsubstantiated opinions, as the patient considers himself superior than his peers. Other symptoms include: (1) the need to publish many articles, despite bringing little or no knowledge; (2) defend the academic system previously criticized so much; (3) worry only about enriching his/her curriculum; (4) to live in the illusion that his/her PhD will change the world. As of this date, no cure has been proven to exist.