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schofferin - skulling beers in the car too fast on a long trip and needed to stop every 10mins to piss
shaneo ur not schofferin them scotches down too fast again are you!? i aint stoppin this time cunt you can piss you pants
by wiserthewizard November 20, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018