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a word that replaces anything you would like it to be.
i schnurpled your mom last night.

is that a schnurple in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

your schnurple is showing.
by schnurple February 14, 2009
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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when you milk your grundle and wipe the juice under an unsuspecting friends nostrils
Hey Billy, go give Johny a Schnurple... he'll like that. kekeke
by PooN December 17, 2003
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