A strange amalgamation of logic, wit, insanity, indecision, and is one of those people who is somehow is never ever wrong about anything. Doesn't participate in many communities besides IRC (which is okay but come on the TRC forums need more people :( ). In any case he is a very kewl person and is surprisingly hard to summarize properly.
schnorks is a good person to visit if your magic trumpet dispenser is not functioning properly
by AN ANONYMOUS BENEFACTOR!!! March 30, 2003
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A carbonic beverage best served with sliced Spacecow, sworn enemy of Yumblie
No?
by Mars April 23, 2003
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Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.
Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?
by Blake P. August 24, 2005
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Verb used almost exclusively with dogs. Meaning to roll or rummage around joyfully, usually face first, while making happy noises, in bedding or on a couch
My dog is so funny the way he schnorks on my bed after we come in from a walk
by Bammbammy January 29, 2019
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