Urban Dictionary: schnook

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NOUN: Slang A stupid or easily victimized person; a dupe.
ETYMOLOGY: Yiddish shnuk, snout, schnook, from Lithuanian snukis, mug, snout.

by James Vaughan January 05, 2004

Jun 16 Word of the Day

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.

by monkeylabor June 13, 2021

The period of time in which one's penis ejaculates without ever touching the penis.

Joe: Yo', I just had a really great schnook!
Myke: Me too! We should schnook with each other again!
Jack: Uhhh....

by MJ Navara January 11, 2007

all around cute and fun. a shining example of something or someone that makes you feel good and happy.

She is such a schnooks!
My friend and I had a really schnookie night last night.
I schnooked him last night...

by Schnookie Girl March 02, 2009

manly, beastly, vile, disgusting, naxiouating, vulgar; ultimately kelsey hansens appearance

"Wow steves girlfriend is such a schnook!"

by Assen January 21, 2007

yo u have the schnook or wat?

by figtinirish321 April 29, 2010

An unlikeable person with a very dry personality.

Henry: Wanna come inside and wash the dishes? It'll be fun!!!

John: Stupid schnook.