When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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Schnoodle is another slang for penis.
Quit doodling (playing with) your schnoodle (penis) and get over here!
by Jerkin the gerkin April 26, 2006
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Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!
by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010
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a code word that guys use to let them know they have some booger hanging from their nose...especially around chicks.
Guy 1 talking to chick: hey

Guy 2: dude, schnoodle

Guy 1: *sniff*
by Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh January 22, 2005
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This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.
Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"
by Andy Wallwork April 03, 2008
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Something you call your friend if he is a schnoodle and has been stupid from time to time.
Are you a stupid schnoodle? I think you're really dumb.
by John Cena081 August 12, 2017
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