Me: Bruh, you see Hansel over there?
Alexis: Yeah why?
Me: He’s a schnitzelsteeler
Alexis: WHOS DID HE STEAL?
Me: Gretel’s.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you