Urban Dictionary: schneck

schneck

french slang, mostly used in Alsace moselle, describing the female genitalia, for it's relation to a snail (schneck, in alsatian)

"Some Rhum, lotsa Schneck, and Munster, for god's sake" Alsatian proverb.

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schneck

Yorkshire slang for cocaine.

F*** me, I hammered the schneck hard last night, mush.

by Jay February 15, 2005

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Schnecking

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

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Schnecking

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)

Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again

by LurchRandall April 14, 2010

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Schneck

Slang term for Inverness, Scotland.

Andy - Night out tonight?
Gary - Aye, hitting the wedsesh in Schneck, as you do

by legs eleven June 07, 2012

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pulled a Schneck

- V - To impregnate a girl whilst intoxicated then vomit on the bed.

Variation: Pullin' A Schneck (present tense)

Man, I was so drunk the other night, pulled a Schneck. There was puke and jizz everywhere.

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Schneck

Word deviated from german schnecke; meaning snail. It is used in eastern France, mostly in Alsace-Lorraine
Designates the female genitals, also known as p*ssy.

Fred: “Man, I totally wanted to go for it!”
Larry: “Yeah man you should’ve went for that schneck!”

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