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Schmunk: a person who is at times stupid but is also very funny. With the last name given to a girl she would be drop dead gorgeous and all of the boys would be in love with her. She would most likely be clueless that they like her. With the last name given to a boy he would be not the best looking but also funny. He would most likely only like one girl that is way out of his league but a guy can try right.
Guy one: Dammm that Schmunk girl is looking fine as hell today
Guy two: I know right

For a boy

Girl one: omg that Schmunk boy is ugly but oh so funny
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schmunk or schmunck means he who will have the world in his hands. according to an ancient prophecy nordica schmunk will be the surname of the person who will dominate the world either for good or for destruction
Schmunk the king of destrution
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a schmunk is a very specific term used for little brothers that act like monkies and are both adorable and super annoying.
Schmunk can be used in a positive it negative way. For example if my brother is being nice and cute I will call him "schmunk" as a pet name or a nickname
however when my brother is being annoying and mean and doing something that is not to my liking I will tell him "you are such a schmunk"

if it seems complicated don't worry the tone of voice and the situation will tell you everything you need to know
-I created this word when I was little and now my entire family and some friends have adopted the term

Enjoy!
"stop lying its your day to do the dishes you schmunk"
or
"bye schmunk, have a good day at school"
by Sophiaaaaa06 May 21, 2021
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schmunk is a sex-neutral word and can be used as a adjective and adverb.

Måns2018
-Äej fyfan va schmunkig du är som råkade röka ciggen från fel håll

-asså sluta schmunka o rör på fläsket satmara

-för någon dag så schmunkade jag ner till konsum och snodde lite ost
by manshgf October 09, 2018
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