Apparently derived from a German word that means a bit of a fool (Don't be such a schmo)

Now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"

3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

A word that means you don't care. A verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug. Similar to Meh.

the most intense type of butt sex. evar. only the most badasses of badasses would EVAR think of THINKING about doing THIS

Schmu is a word made up my me and my sister.
It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*