Urban Dictionary: schmoot

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Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

May 13 Word of the Day

lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

by swamp cookie January 13, 2008

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

by Curtis Thirteen December 12, 2010

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

by Schmoot66 July 10, 2008

The sunlight exposed more schmoots on the tiled floor after I mopped.

by UpNawht March 10, 2021

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020