by malurus April 13, 2005
Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground
by Mike November 06, 2004
by Anonymous January 06, 2003
by bobbiboi October 08, 2003
Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.
Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.
by boosh22 December 04, 2015
schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..
girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"
by ericka! July 13, 2004
1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003