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the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.
by osh posh May 27, 2008
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A term or name given to describe a person with elderly characteristics such as someone who tends to forget something that they've planned to do with people which angers them.
Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.
It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.
It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
10 MINUTES LATER
A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-
A MONTH LATER
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.
A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
THE CYCLE REPEATS
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
10 MINUTES LATER
A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-
A MONTH LATER
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.
A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
THE CYCLE REPEATS
by Teffe October 22, 2020
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Stop schmitting me about the homework and go find out your own damn self!
Oh, shit! He done schmitt it and quit it!
Oh, shit! He done schmitt it and quit it!
by lawyercat December 07, 2010
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A loser who annoys people to either A) get what they want or B) get attentiion, someone who doesn't know what NOT to say and is generally very obnoxious.
It is also a last name witch btw if your last name is schmitt, thats a GOOD thing, in fact a lot of people including me) wish their last name was schmitt so please don't get annoyed by this(;
It is also a last name witch btw if your last name is schmitt, thats a GOOD thing, in fact a lot of people including me) wish their last name was schmitt so please don't get annoyed by this(;
He took my phone and ran away with it because he knew I would run after him. He's such a Schmitt.
She told him my secret so I had to yell at her. What a schmitt!
She told him my secret so I had to yell at her. What a schmitt!
by Fernanalicialoca July 03, 2011