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a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.
Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?
by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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