A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.

(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.