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A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.
Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.
by akamini May 27, 2008
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a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.
Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?

Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!
by katie_kaboom August 05, 2009
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