someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to
gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend
by tshawn mutha fucking smit June 01, 2010
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to vomit and shit simultaneously after the consumption of too much shitty vodka. commonly one will experience the feeling of impending death and after they have expelled everything in they're body will black out for endless hours, and may actually be dead.
"I just schmided away summer 09, fml."
by shawtybitch September 01, 2009
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Schmid is a bitch ass nigga who claps man cheeks for free. IF YOU SEE HIM, RUN FROM HIS BITCH ASS HE FINNA RAPE YOU 'ONLY' IF YOU A MALE. He leaves his girls because his dick is little. He is often called shrimpy.
Fuck schmid he a hoe
by SMD HOE :) April 02, 2017
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Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.
Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.
by Chimp of Doom August 06, 2008
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The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)
The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.
by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005
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A Feminine Male, Who Walks As If Superior To Other Males, However A Reece Schmid Is Never Superior
Your So Reece Schmid
by TheTruth1005pp July 27, 2011
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Is a DJ who will one day save the world through music. To know him is to love him.
Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...
by .keli. June 14, 2007
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