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sex + 1337= SCHMEXXOR

As my friend o so subtly put it. It is used to describe something very sexy
laik omg brad pitt is teh schmexxors :O
by Uber Piggy September 23, 2005
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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