1) One who is HxC adorable, and fun to talk to until late hours of the night.

2) One who is bitchy when doesn't get all attention, and likes t1t$

3) one who's last name resembles "chapstick"
Damn, that's a schmevan right there.
by Yo MoMmAaA February 15, 2008
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