1:the word schmer means i dont know or if you are unsure of the question you have been asked to anwser
2:the word schmer can also be a symbol of laziness or carefree atitude.

lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

A Ginger small midget with a small dick.

A small midget ginger man that makes youtube videos with no logic or benefit

A schmer is a name for some who likes to lick elastic bands or asks if the oven is electric when it clearly is.

A Schmer is also someone who asks a stripper how much tax she pays during a raunchy dance to LL Cool J.
Sometimes Schmers can be disguised as normal people who work in Burger King.