A rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. Never picks up the pucks, is a Charlie Conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. A schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a

noob or a loser.

The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.