by VerbalGimp September 06, 2006
Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."
by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004
a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze
by fuckingschmeeze12 August 19, 2010
1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."
by emiaj01 August 10, 2018
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