Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A goof, a nerdy person that thinks he's cool. Someone that sits on a bench in a mall wearing a denim or leather jacket while licking an ice cream cone with sprinkiles.
by Boirto March 28, 2007
3
someone who intentionally does something to annoy or anger others in a way that will frustrate them extremely
"You left one cookie left in the jar, what a schmed"
"That schmed just cut me off! Get out of the way!"
"You are a major schmed"
"That schmed just cut me off! Get out of the way!"
"You are a major schmed"
by ND4194 January 20, 2010
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verb: to flake out, let down, abandon, not show up as promised.
forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding
forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding
"I'm giving you the money for my ticket now, so don't schmed out on me!"
"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."
"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."
"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."
"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."
by Dolores Z. June 29, 2006