Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!
by Tekkawarrior January 21, 2016
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1) "his schmeckle was so big"
2) "im going to punch him in the schmeckle"
3) "did you see the schmeckle on that guy?"
4) "have you talked to that schmeckle today?
2) "im going to punch him in the schmeckle"
3) "did you see the schmeckle on that guy?"
4) "have you talked to that schmeckle today?
by Jordyn and Veronique January 21, 2008