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a whole lot, many, bunch
If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.
by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems
by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005
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