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1.) One who is extremely fond of their own appearance, skills and life knowledge.

2.) A male with a micro penis.

That schmasturbator just taught me how to have sexual intercourse with small rodents.

by Jerry The Wonder Moose April 01, 2009
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
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