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when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to
dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.
by mikbails February 01, 2011
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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