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to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.
see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company
by Zack Shubkagel February 03, 2004
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.
Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!
by SteeznutS May 08, 2007
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Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.
Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.
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Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.
The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !
by Varanistic November 26, 2020
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to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.
"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."
by Jimmy Pol. January 06, 2007
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