Urban Dictionary: schmanked

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

by Boondogler January 24, 2012

by xI Murx October 21, 2018

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. Pretty much just a nasty bitch.

that is the schmankiest bitch I've ever seen

by malfoof80 March 24, 2006

THE best thing ever made in existance its a word you use when something is incredibly amazingly super awesome or when someone is freakin METAL!!!!!!!

that kid is so schmanke

by the schmanke June 13, 2011

by xI Murx October 21, 2018