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To be trapped in a closet with a gay guy and not knowing what to do. Ususally ending in vigorously forced anal sex and a sore ass.

Jonny: You dont seem to peachy today?
Davis: I got schmamama ed last night.
by Shmaaaaaaa March 25, 2008
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
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To get locked in a closet with a gay guy, not knowing what to do. Usually ending in forced vigorous anal sex & a sore Ass
Jonny: Your not looking to Peachy Today
Davis: I got Schmamama-ed last night
Jonny: BRUTAL
by SDS the one and only's March 25, 2008
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