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1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company
Bro will is totally schlunk right now
by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018
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Stuff lying around the place, on the floor, on bookshelves, on desks, piled on top of other stuff, that has been there for a long time collecting dust.

When a girl wears too much jewelry or accessories on her body.
There is so much schlunk in her office, it will take years to get rid of it.

Look at all the schlunk she's wearing.
by Mariner32ny June 12, 2006
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The noise one makes in the act of returning to a chat room after a period of inactivity.
Bob: "*SCHLUNK*"
Andrew: "Hey, Bob is back."
by boxesoftacos August 30, 2018
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