when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.