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A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"
by John Childers June 30, 2004
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.
Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.
by Nayomi January 02, 2008
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"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"
by RyeGuy77 March 21, 2018
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Noun

1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.

Verb

2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.

Noun (Schlumpy)

3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.
1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump.

2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump.

3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.
by S Money October 25, 2012
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A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball
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by Will Moore January 20, 2004
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noun; human feces, shit, defecate, deuce, turd
Dude I so gotta take a schlump. It's peeking in and out like a scared turtle.
by IBOlskool December 04, 2009
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