Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.
Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead
by AshyBear October 10, 2013
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the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."
by ChickenRebornx November 18, 2011
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Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.
"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"
by Rondondongle February 01, 2018
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A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.
Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.
by Get2Kno February 01, 2010
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Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".
"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"
by Schuckingston September 06, 2010
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Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.
Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.
by BAHD April 11, 2007
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