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Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.
Parker likes to use a schloopy.
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.
Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.
by schloopy moopy October 07, 2009
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A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.
Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!
by yanoboner July 02, 2010
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When a girl's vagina is stretched out during sex, then her partner poops inside her vagina.
"Mike and I did the schloopy last night, and I had to take three showers to get it all out!"
by definition daisy December 04, 2017
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To slap a titty.
She was riding me, I gave her a schloopy. She never saw it coming.
by MrFuxsWell December 07, 2019
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