Urban Dictionary: schlongis

schlongis

yeah in other words...a penis u idiots

Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!

by Hitokiri Battousai October 09, 2003

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schlongis

a big hairy genetle

my schlongis is much longer than johns!

by will October 01, 2003

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schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 08, 2005

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schlongy

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

by Jacques Meoffe February 03, 2005

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schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

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Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

by Pcott Setty May 01, 2008

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