by Anastasia Beverhausen September 27, 2005
by Ren Finley August 30, 2004
The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 03, 2006
by 1401 October 18, 2019
A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
by comedian.org June 17, 2019
by And. July 19, 2018