When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone