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When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
by Calypso121 December 24, 2015
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning
(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.
by kennclie December 30, 2015
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Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.
The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.
by g-windsor January 12, 2016
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To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.
Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?
by #StrangerDanger! December 25, 2015
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to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
by Mat100 January 07, 2009
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