Top definition
Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
by banned in france October 25, 2004
Get the schlock neck gaiter and mug.
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
Get a brain worms mug for your bunkmate Yasemin.
2
(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.
1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"
by Mr.3d PHD March 07, 2008
Get a Schlock mug for your fish Manafort.
3
To eat or drink something extremely fast.
Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.
by Bubba House September 03, 2019
Get a Schlock mug for your daughter-in-law Yasemin.
4
A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets
Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE
by khatru71 March 30, 2020
Get a Schlock mug for your dog Günter.
5
junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs
She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.
by PuraVida May 26, 2005
Get a schlock mug for your cousin Callisto.
6
A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.
Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".
by Forderz June 02, 2008
Get a Schlock mug for your brother James.