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adam 'hey matt what happened to henry last night'
matt 'adam he was so schloßed'

henri ' dayng G i got schloßed last nite'
by homerbewed June 04, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Matt 'hey ross what happened last nite'
Neysan 'matt didnt you hear, Ross got so schloßed' last nite'

Suarez 'i think Ross has been getting a bit to schlossed recently'
by homebrewed June 04, 2009
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After all that wine you could tell she was schlossed so we went back to the van and fucked really good for like 20 minutes.
by Cocky Mcvan September 19, 2013
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