Top definition
Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.
by Anomaly June 30, 2005
Get a schlitzed mug for your bunkmate Manley.
Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
Get a Breadcrumbing mug for your bunkmate Beatrix.
2
To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).
I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.
by Chris August 28, 2003
Get a schlitzed mug for your sister Sarah.
3
When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.
I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.
by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013
Get a Schlitzed mug for your daughter-in-law Yasemin.
4
To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.
Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.
by The_Informer March 30, 2019
Get a Schlitzed mug for your father Georges.