Urban Dictionary: schlitz

schlitz

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3

yo homes, pass the schlitz

by kno'it al September 11, 2003

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the drunkest you can get for $3.

let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!

by Drama_King January 26, 2009

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Q: Why don't girls drink beer at the beach?

A: Because they don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.

by Jacaranda May 04, 2007

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v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

by jkiller October 24, 2008

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A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

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To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003

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