The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
by 9CRIMES October 28, 2008
Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.
by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018
by 12017317 February 27, 2014
The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
by C.B. Radio March 09, 2010
by Chris Scholten February 08, 2007
the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?
Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.
Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
Schlap -ing (verb):
The art of slapping someone with your penis.
(Only applicable if you have a penis)
The art of slapping someone with your penis.
(Only applicable if you have a penis)
by TheColorman June 21, 2021